Quotes I like

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Read MY favorite quotes ever!

War doesn't determine who's right,
just who's left
- Unknown

When there is no enemy within,
the enemies outside cannot hurt you
- Unknown

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes.
It involves Russia
- Woody Allen

Anything worth fighting for
is worth fighting dirty for
- Unknown

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones
- Albert Einstein

Join the Army, meet interesting
people, kill them
- Unknown

Computers are useless.
They can only give you answers
- Picasso

Computers in the future may weigh
no more than 1.5 tons
- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

No matter how fast your computer
system runs, you will eventually come
to think of it as slow
- Unknown

(Computers)A pretty okay substitute for a life
- Unknown

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out the window
- Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history
- with the possible exceptions of
handguns and tequila
- Mitch Ratliffe

If you can't beat your computer
at chess, try kickboxing
- Unknown

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg
- Bjarne Stroustrup

Real programmers can write assembly
code in any language
- Larry Wall

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works
- Unknown

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
- Rich Cook

Beware of Programmers
who carry screwdrivers
- Leonard Brandwein

The world is coming to an end.
Please log off
- Unknown

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents
- Nathaniel Borenstein

Each language has its purpose, however humble. Each language expresses the yin and yang of software. Each language has its place within the Tao. But do not program in Cobol or Fortran if you can help it
- Geoffrey James



Modern Maths
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levels edited with photoshop
thanks Mr. K for writing maths notes on the board